Not a sob story... Not even close to one..:)

I recently chanced upon a blog that had some sad and heart breaking stuff in it. As usual, the blog was by a guy who got rejected by a girl. An interesting thing about that blog was how the guy thought that the girl missed a god given chance of having him... The guy even went on to say stuff which hinted, "am not sure if she will get someone as good as me"...These statements to me seemed egoistic. But that was not the point I wanted make...

This blog that I read was no doubt one sided as most blogs always are. Well written to the point of me doubting that the girl was really unfortunate for not having that guy! But the fact is, I know both of them. And that’s why I know that the blog was one sided. After reading this blog, I stopped myself from writing a blog about how I had met a high ranking officer of the A-hole division and broken up with him. This particular blog made me realize that, my blog would end up like just another sob story of a person with humongous self pity. No question of it being another one sided blog.!

But that blog made me curious and I spoke to few friends of mine to understand what do guys really want. In that conversation, there was a revelation of a life time: I might end up not marrying as most of the guys are nut cases, that don’t appreciate what you are. I don’t mind not marrying, but I do mind ending up with a nutcase. Not that I would even bat my eye lids twice before deciding to leave such a nutcase even if am conned into marrying such a scum bag...

But since I decided not to indulge in a sob story, I thought I'd rather get to the heart of the matter. Heart of the matter being some signs that one must be well aware of. These are the signs right before there is a breakup. And why must you allow the nutcase to end it? Dump the nutcase yourself even before he/she gets a chance to do it. Yes, "he/she".. You see, I know majority of the guys are nutcases, but you can never rule out the possibility of such nutcases among girls as well. After all, we are human. 

(I must admit, that I have friends who are guys, who are really amazing and far off from being nutcases..and at the same time know of some girls who are innately disposed towards idiocy)

Along with what you must watch out for, I have also mentioned interesting ways to get rid of such people. My passion is Astrophysics. So I have used my passion to imagine interesting ways of kicking out scum bags out of one's life. :)... The little devil in me is back in kick-ass business!!

Well, here it goes...

With astrophysics and rocket engineering you can discover 1001 exciting ways to get rid of jackasses from your life. Better to get rid of no good better halves that try to get the better of you. Lets just call these no good better halves : NBH. 

Disclaimer: I know that most of the following can be achieved only if you are affluent. In case you cannot afford to implement the below, don’t lose heart. Astrophysics and rocket engineering principles are limitless. We can find smarter, cheaper and more efficient ways of getting rid of cheapos.

1	If your NBH checks out guys/girls at other tables when you are @ a restaurant, Its time to gear up with the basics of rocket science, baby!!	Lets see.. Next time you are on an aircraft in flight, push this so called partner of yours, outside the craft with a parachute bag that contains the NBH's laundry.. :D.. Its a bad landing and a happy ending..
2	When in public, if your partner smiles and talks to you, but never actually looks at you (just wants to keep smiling since they think they look good when they smile) Time to put your rocket science knowledge into action.	hmmm, for this you can have a separate cabin built on top of the rocket boosters for your partner (and have them sit there for the next take off, don’t forget to have them sit during the lift off... :D ). If you cannot afford to build a cockpit on the boosters, just tie them to it. It’s more or less the same.
3	If your partner always talks about themselves and never really listens to you. And the only time you get to talk is when he/she has food in their mouth, lets see..	How about sending this A-Hole to the centre of a massive gigantic black hole? So that they can never come back again... ever... even by mistake...
4	If your partner starts gaping at beautiful guys/girls around and keeps praising their beauty when you are with that NBH, its time for another get rid session....	Take the hint babe and leave this scum bag for not admiring you and what you stand for. So let’s see, for this kind of attitude we can have such a NBH tied to the wheels (landing gear) of the space shuttle.
5	If they acted broad minded at first and then start showing their true colors when they realize you are into them, then don’t even consider such scum for forgiveness	Such B's must be tied to the nozzle of a space craft on reentry and this is no exaggeration of any punishment.
6	If your partner thinks that his/her family includes just their parents, their spouse (you) and that’s it, (does not consider your parents/family as an extension of his/her family) never forgive him.	No physics required. It’s better to let such people rot alone.
7	If your partner says that they loved you for what you are but start finding faults with the way you are, when they get to know you are into them. Or if your partner said that they loved you or liked you initially and then, when you are into them says “my like for you has faded as our interests don’t match”... (you know opposites do attract!!)	I think you can have your partner in a magnetized suit, and place them in comet’s path. Researchers have found that there were Iron-rich particles in Comet Halley’s dust. So the magnetic suit might be useful in helping your partner stay with any comet once the comet and your NBH have had contact. Traveling with the comet, you partner might seem less icy and cold in comparison...
8	If your partner after a month of dating says you are boring and get their cousins or friends along on your date…	Forget the re-entry part, just push them out of the space shuttle and leave them in orbit. Maybe spinning around in orbit might tighten the screws at the side of their namesake heads.

You know, if your parents and siblings (and other relatives) support you, you can find courage to even fight the devil king single handed.

A piece of advice, don’t marry just to start a family. Marry because you want to start a family with the one whom you are getting married too. There’s a difference. If you are able to get it, then it is good to go ahead. Else it’s not for you to settle down. And even if it takes a million yrs for you to understand the difference, understand it and then think about marrying someone.