An exclusive interview with the Qcat : "Me's rebirth"

Mallya Inc has just finished interviewing the famous Qcat's reincarnation. It was our good fortune that Qcat provided us with vital insights into what happened on that fateful night of schrodinger's experiment that led to schordinger's cat's death. Please read on to find the exclusive interview that Qcat delightedly paricipated in with Mallya Inc's correspondent-owner-investor, me myself and Ms. Mallya.












MM > Can you please introduce yourself Qcat?

Qcat> Me's name is Qcat. Yes me is the Qcat. the same Qcat that was died Bcause Schrodinger peeks at me. Yes the same schrodinger and I his cat, the same Qcat. I is reborn as the Qcat. same name so that peoples will not get confuzed with the Qcat that dies long time back and the Qcat that comes alive some time back, which is me. Actually both is me. But I am new Qcat.

MM> What happened on that fatefull day dear Qcat? Can you please explain?

Qcat> That Schrodinger fella, people calls him ginius. But he is also litte idiots I tells you.

Maybe nots!!

I tells to Schrodinger, me is a Qcat and his Xpheriment will not works on Qcat... cause I no ordinary cat, I is Qcat... you never knows if Qcat is there or here, cause of the "Q".. yes off course, Q means Kauntum... so now you sees, I already Kauntum, and so his Kauntum Xpheriment will fails.. I tells him this, he laughs and still puts me in his box.. I asks him, what if I is not in box after sometime, since I is Qcat... he says it will be okays...

But if he is OKays?? why he later peaks?... he checks if me is still in the box, after the setup is set up.. me becomes phoof when he checks!!..I stay in box so his Xpheriment is full of successes... but then he peaks!!.. If he is wanted to see if Qcat is there in box, he shuud have nocked.. I would reply, and he would knows that me is loyals and is still in box...

I comes alive sometime back, and history says am history...!! (lick lick)but I gives history one of its phynest sayings.."Curiosity kills the Qcat".. but peoples does not know Qcat, and they say "curiosity kills the cat"... yes, it is because of me's death and Schrodinger's curiosity that the world has a cat provurb...


(lick lick)...I tells you, this Xpheriment with cat will never works. Its is Bcause, every cat Bcomes Qcat inside the box... I tries to tell Schodinger, but he closes the box lid on me..(lick lick).. he gets what he Dserves, he dyis...But I was not to have died.. So I comes back...

wrooooomm...

MM> What did you feel after you crossed over? That is after you dies, I mean died?

Qcat> My Xperience after deaths, purrrr...

There was a bright lights, every where... I travels through vaccuum and space and comes here sometime back.. I thinks I was in worm whole.. but I thinks not also, since there were no worms.. and whole was not whole, but whole was tunnels..so me thinks I was in a tunnels with no worms.. and next thing me knows, me opens eyes and sees, a book on me..."The schodinger's cat"... I Bcomes fameus Bcause he kill me... And still no one punish him...where is animal rights fur you when I needs one..?

Me is Zombies?

MM> So what do you want to do now?

Qcat> What do I wants now...? I wants wenjence.. I wants revenje...But me is in confuzion, how to take my revenje if Schrodinger was died long time back? I thinks, I need to kills his families...After that me will take over the world...(lick lick), and become Queen of the world...you dint know? I is a female cat, me was a female cat in my before life I thinks... Never the minds...I am the female cat now and I will be ur's Queen... MUHAHAHAHAHHA...

(lick lick)

MM> What next?

Qcat> Why is you asking me so many questions, is this enterviews?...If this is enterviews, where is the cameras? where is the sphot lights?...Yous not got any fish for me too... why you come here? to make Qcat angry?? ... But Qcat is sleepy, Qcat finished cleaning and licking it's ****... now Qcat sleepy... go away, scaaaah...scaaah...



There you have it folks!! Straight from the horses mouth, actually the cat's mouth..ahem.. An exclusive with the Qcat's reincarnation, the Qcat... After the Qcat wakes up from its Quantum sleep we plan on asking it, if the Qcat has confuzed time travel as its death..This will mean Qcat is Qcat and is not its reincarnation. But for this mystery to unfold, we wait till cat is awake...

There are a lot of questions still unanswered. Why is Qcat the same age as on the night it died? If Qcat is already a quatum cat, could it be that Schrodinger was inspired by this awe inspiring cat, to come up with quantum mechanics? Do we owe all of our science to this cat? Where did this cat come from? Was it always alive? or did it just sponteaneously come into being just to guide humanity? Does this mean Qcat is spiritual? Can Qcat be both spiritual and indecently licking itself during an interview? or is it because of its Qness it can exist as both spiritual and indecent at the same time....

Until next time, this is Ms.Mallya signing offs.. I mean signing off..

Images courtesy or maybe nots:

http://io9.com/5627643/physicists-build-a-quantum-cat-out-of-light
http://thenerdiestshirts.com/site/physics-shirt-schrodingers-cat
http://www.quantumpie.com/schrodingers-cat-dead-and-alive/
http://www.curiositiesbydickens.com/tag/cats/
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/12/12/1043403/-A-Pootie-s-Guide-to-Quantum-Physics-I-Can-Has-Higgs-Boson-
http://cheezburger.com/View/3254930176