(People) After five years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family," says Holmes's attorney Jonathan Wolfe. "Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest." The Rock of Ages star, 49, wed actress Holmes, 33, in an Italian castle in November 2006. They have daughter Suri, 6.
Divorces are horrible. I wouldn't wish them upon any family, especially when there's a child in the picture. So I'm just going to make the obligatory "her five year contract expired" joke and move on to the real point of this blog- which is the fact that Tom Cruise invented Tebowing. Check out the above mash up from Cruise's infamous and possibly staged couch-jumping-manic-episode on the Oprah show from back in '06. Dude straight up Tebow's right in O's grill piece like a boss. The fact that America's favorite backup quarterback gets all the love, hype and (possibly) money from this move is outrageous. Not only that, but Cruising sounds 100x cooler than Tebowing, so please, the next time we see someone honoring their lord and savior in a public forum lets call it by it's proper name.
-fresh (@danye33)
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