In today's installment of "Toss Up" we're going to break down two bizarrely unique YouTube videos featuring former NBA All-Stars, Scottie Pippin and Stephon Marbury. Pippin's video features the former 6x World Champion/Dream Team member getting beat up by a gang of angry midgets. While Marbury's vid features him crying, shirtless and listening to "Lean On Me" by Kirk Franklin. We're going to take this one to the tape to see just which one of these grown men stars in the more embarrassing clip.
Look, life’s tough. And everyone grieves with their hardships in different ways . So if something is eating you up inside, or your down in the dumps, there’s nothing wrong with throwing on a little Kirk Franklin, saying a prayer and watering your cheek bones. HOWEVAH- this does become a problem when you decided to do your aforementioned mourning over the internet during a live YouStream show. Though not as disturbing as that time he ate Vaseline, this video came off as way darker, and gave us a deeper insight to just how far his fall from stardom had taken him. Could you picture Kobe Bryant making a video of himself shirtless and crying while listening to Boyz II Men? No, you couldn’t imagine it because it would NEVER happen. But with Marbury, anything is possible.
Bonus points for eating his own boogers at the end!
The Pippin videos come to you via “Midgets vs. Mascots”, which you can order today for only $14.99 (includes free pack of midget condoms to give to your friends. Not kidding)! Apparently it’s a “Borat” meets “Jackass” shockumentary where five little people and five mascots battle for $1 million apiece. Gary Coleman is credited for starting the fight with Pippin, though he cannot be seen in the above video (presumably because he’s too short- ZING!). Anyway this has got to be one of the lowest point in MJ’s sidekicks career. I mean, other than that time he sued countless blogs that had been reporting that he was broke. Because, you know, he totally didn’t NEED that money he was suing for. Either way, it’s probably better that he got beat up by those “little people” than his bookie amiright?
The Winner
There's no crying in
-fresh (@danye33)
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