Pine Sol Lady Poppin Out Of Closets Like It Ain't No Thang

Did you see those guys suburban upper-middle class faces when Pine Sol woman came busting out from behind her own picture? I almost let out a shriek myself the first time I saw her. Busting through those walls like a cornrowed Warren Sapp. I hope this video serves as a call to arms for all the other cleaning products out there to step their game up, and start coming out with equally hilarious commercials, cause this video is going viral like a muhfug!

That's Pine Sol baby!

-fresh (@danye33)

How Much Would You Be Willing To Pay To See "The Wire: The Musical"

Holy shit is this good. Now I know it's just a four minute internet sketch, but if this were real I would legitimately have no problem paying anywhere from 2-300 dollars to go see this. In fact I can't think of many things in life I'd want to see more than this. Some of the best, most ruthless characters of all time just prancing around singing witty, relevant show tunes. I've spent the better half of the last hour re-watching this and trying to decide which song scene I liked best and it's damn near impossible.

 Right now I'm leaning towards the gospel of "Come on Bubbs, stop doing drugs!" but I know by the time I leave work I'll probably have switched to fat Stringer Bell or the Burner Phone. For the love of god will someone please fund this?

The Wire >>>>>>> Sister Act 

-fresh (@danye33) 

Joey Welz Droppin Straight Fiya On This Joe Pa Tribute Song

Finally! The Joe Pa tribute song you didn't know you wanted, brought to you by "The Boogie Woogie King of Rock 'n' Roll", Joey Welz. If this shit isn't #1 on Hot 97's Top 8 @ 8 then there is something severely wrong with this country. Like, almost as wrong as not reporting eyewitness accusations of child molestation.

Lyrics below

The evil that was told to him he hardly understood
He reported it to his superiors like he knew he should
What happened after that he really never knew
You don't tell your superiors what to do

Years later it all came back that he was given the blame
for not doing something more, and he was put to shame
Instead of going out with honor that his good name had earned
For years of service and giving, his image they tried to burn

How could he be wrong, when he tried to do what was right?
God judged him with mercy. Now he lives in God's delight (All right!)
The records may state that cancer tore his body apart
But through it all he remained stalwart, and he died of a broken heart

[Breakdown]

No trustees can destroy all that for years he created
Not just winning teams, but young men who graduatedd
Yeah, he was the people's coach, and the people will not stand
for the slandering of one of the best coaches in the land.

Rest in peace, Joe Paterno. Your good name is still intact
Nothing can destroy your image. We won't let it, that's a fact
He was the people's coach, and the people will not stand
for the slandering of one of the best coaches in the land

-fresh (@danye33)

(via Deadspin)